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FREE READ ¼ The Haunted Vagina ò ❴Download❵ ➶ The Haunted Vagina Author Carlton Mellick III – It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the deadSteve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend Stacy Unfortunately their sex life has been suffering as of late b It's difficultDoorway to another world She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place But once inside Steve finds it difficult to return especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's le. Happy Valentines Day This little book was made available for free this weekend by Eraserhead or Avant Punk or however this whole incestuous Bizzaro world is organized as a pdf so I thought what better way to spend Valentines Day evening when normal people are out on dates or fucking or whatever it is people do who have relationships with other people than to read a love story about a boy and a girl with ghosts living in her cooter A fun read I agree with some other reviewer that it could have been developed a little but maybe just fleshed out a little I think the length was just about perfect much longer and this could have become pretty tiresome After reading Baby Butt Plug Jesus and finding it to be annoying and trying to hard to be weird for weird's sake this book had a fun appeal I could see this being a very delightful Tim Burton movie project; with Johnny Depp climbing into Helen Bonham Carter's snatch and discovering a dreary and decaying world populated with strange creatures and skeletons


Been coming from Stacy's pubic region She says that her vagina is haunted She doesn't think it's that big of a deal Steve on the other hand completely disagrees When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a. This is the weirdest book I have ever read Some dude finds out his girlfriend's vagina is a doorway to another world Yep another worldSo of course he crawls inside her and explores the world and meets a girl with horns and falls in love with her after he is forced to remain in the bizarro world when his girlfriend in the real world gets pregnant trapping him there Apparently the bizarro world is transferred from mother to child He wouldn't be able to get out until the child reaches maturity and by then his body won't be able to live anywhere else You see after you're stuck in that world long enough your skeleton detaches itself through a hole in your back and you turn into a sort of putty person with no bonesThere's a bunch of skeletons walking around all And then the body that remains is all Claymation likeThis is my first foray into Bizarro fiction and I have to say I like it It's so weird Total absurdity Gross fantastical over the top not for everyone But it worked for me The author lives in Portland Oregon which is apparently the bizarro fiction mecca Somehow that doesn't surprise me

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The Haunted VaginaIt's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the deadSteve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend Stacy Unfortunately their sex life has been suffering as of The Haunted PDFEPUBlate because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have. Why not try something new What can I say I got inspired Dthe name of the guy is Steve I changed it to Paul We have a story And a guy name PaulHe had a girlfriendAnd loved her most of allTheir love was sweetBut not so pureHe had a mission Her vagina to cureHer vajeje made noicesA whisper a howlWhen it got too spookyPaul cover her crotch with a towelPaul tried to be braveHe thought he could take But her haunted vaginaWas hard to ignoreThen came the dayWhen she made some suggestionsBut Paul was too shockedTo ask any uestionsHer plan was so simpleA shove and a pushHer thighs were wide openHe dove into her bushIt wasn't so simpleIt was dark and foggyBut because she loved himShe gave him walkie talkieAnd after a whileHe saw a bright lightPaul was still scaredBut was ready to fightHe wasn't sure what he'll find thereMaybe a ghost or a clown But to his biggest surpriseHe found a whole townThe town was spookyEven in the daylightBut he comforted himself by sayingThat he won't spend the nightHe was planning to crawl backThis vagina was too scary he wasn't a fanBut a woman he metRuined his whole plan''You will stay here and play with me''The latex girl saidAnd when he got dragged to her caveHe knew it was too lateShe cared for him deeplyBut Paul was still scaredIt wasn't this girlBut vaginas owner he most caredMany months went byPaul was still being held captive But a miracle happenedHe found her attractiveShe was made of latexThey made love sweetlyThe noises were sueakyBut they were doing it weekly''Paul are you still there''He heard an echo one dayHe looked at his walkie talkieAnd knew it right awayI am so angryYou promised to save me kindaBut here I still amLost deep inside your vaginaI know I'm sorryBut I still miss you soAlthough I cheated on youI won't let you go I know it all I wasn't drunkYour new boyfriend almost killed us allWhen he flooded your vagina with his spunkI can't come backI am in loveThis ghost latex girlFits me like a glovePaul I still love youHope to see you one dayIt might be yearsBut be that as it mayI still care for you tooBut don't worry I'm not in ChinaI always be here with youBuried deep in your vaginaThis story is simpleIt's not a work of artBut it made me laughBecause it sounded like a brain fart OMG I want to read this just to see what kind of whathefuckery this is D A haunted vagina That tops even dino erotica D