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How I Got My Shrunken HeadTwo Heads Are Better Than OneWhat has two eyes a mouth and wrinkly green skin? Mark's shrunken head It's a present from his Aunt Benna #39 Heads upMark's aunt Benna just sent him a present from the tropical jungles of Baladora A present that reminds him of one of his favorite video games A shrunken head But this isn't any normal shrunken head This one has strange jungle magic inside it Can Mark learn how to use the strange magic and save the island and his aunt?

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But late one night the head starts to glow Because it's no ordinary head It gives Mark a strange power A magical power A dangerous powe Wow this book was so COOL I stared at a headA human head wrinkled and leathery About the size of a tennis ballThe pale dry lips were pulled back in a sneer The neck was stitched closed with heavy black string The eyes solid black eyes stared up at meA shrunken head A real shrunken headMark barely remembers his Aunt Benna She has been working for the last 12 years on the jungle island of Baladora he hasn't seen her since he was 4 But now a mysterious woman has come to the door claiming to be Benna's co worker She comes bearing a gift a shrunken headWow I looked up shrunken heads when I got to this part So scaryAnyway Mark is obsessed with the jungle He loves his new shrunken head If only he can keep his annoying 8 year old sister Jessica's paws off of itBut that night when Mark is lying in bed trying to go to sleep the shrunken head starts to glowWow this book is super exciting No wonder it was one of my all time favorite Goosebumps books growing up along with Why I'm Afraid of Bees and My Hairiest Adventure We take a normal kid short chubby dark haired video game obsessed and send him halfway across the world to the deepest jungle There he faces tigers uicksand and huge fire ants There's magic in the jungle too magic only Mark can control and possess We have betrayal guns espionage and lies Dum dum DUMLOL But seriously a super cool entry in the Goosebumps series I enjoyed every page of it Highly recommended for kids and parents who like exciting stories

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mobi ë doc How I Got My Shrunken Head 9780439568357 Free ☆ gwairsoft ¿ ❴Ebook❵ ➤ How I Got My Shrunken Head Author R.L. Stine – Two Heads Are Better Than OneWhat has two eyes a mouth and wrinkly green skin? Mark's shrunken head It's a present from his Aunt A gift from the jungle island of BaladoraMark can't wait to show the kids at school his shrunken head It's so ugly So gross So awesome WARNING REVIEW MAY CONTAIN SOME SPOILERS as if you fing careOk so after seeing what an atrocity Attack of the Jack O Lanterns was I decided to revisit a bunch of randomly selected Goosebumps book that are collecting dust on my shelf Anyway on to the reviewI think a part of me died after reading this This might just be the worst piece of trash book I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading I know that puts it up against competition like Attack of the Jack O Lanterns and Leaving Fishers but trust me This is on a whole other level Because there is something wrong with every Single Chapter So without further ado let’s dive into this hellhole I’m not going to go over every single aspect If you want to know so much about it so badly go waste your money and buy it yourself CHAPTER 1 Lots of telling instead of showing Since this happens uite often I’ll just put TIOS to tell you We get introduced to our “relatable” main character and as a cheap use of foreshadowing he adores jungles I guess that way the author's job is easier and he can make the deadline in time Our protagonist's name from here on out will be Obnoxious Idiot You’ll see why Also he reveals his “Jungle Cry” in this chapter Yes a “Jungle Cry” is just as stupid as it sounds His cry his this “Ka Lee Ah” ಠಠ Seriously?CHAPTER 2 His Aunt’s close explorer friend or something like that I don’t fing care brings Obnoxious a present which is a shrunken head He is so in love with it he seems ready to bang it honestly Apparently his aunt is busy doing busy things but she is soon interrupted by Obnoxious’s sister who gasp takes his precious shrunken head Then there is one of the many many many many many many fake scares in the book and it’s so SO obvious CHAPTER 3 TIOS Another fake scare that made me want to drink the Windex in the laundry room Thing is the implied scariness AND BY ‘IMPLIED’ I MEAN THEY SCREAM IN YOUR FACE “BE SCARED PLEASE PLEASE BE SCARED BY THIS STUPID THING THAT IS SO OBVIOUSLY NOT SCARY” is completely unneeded and does nothing to move the plot forward or advance ANYTHING You could have taken out all of that implied scariness and NOTHING would be lostCHAPTER 4 Obnoxious and his sister argue about whether girls think shrunken heads are cool or some shit YAWN Also a real scare that leads to stupidnessCHAPTER 5 So the scare happens while Obnoxious is in bed His first reaction is to scream out a 15 second “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” I don’t know about you but that is most DEFINITELY how a normal prepubescent would react Warning sarcasm reaching dangerous levels Immediately after that sentence it says he “wailed” You know as in a sound kind of wail But he said an actual wordso yeah And then on the same exact PAGE he lets out the same EXACT “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” Why? Because in his terror he falls out of bed and gets tangled in the covers I probably would’ve burst out laughing at that if it didn't make me want to jump off a cliff After alerting his parents he comes back to the room only to find the shrunken head gone CHAPTER 6 Turns out his sister took it off his shelf THEY SPEND 2 AND A ¼ PAGES ON THIS SINGLE FACT F ME Then stupid obvious foreshadowing CHAPTER 7 Where only on 7? UGH TIOS Big surprise His Aunt’s friend is taking him on a trip to the jungle his Aunt is exploring Surprising because the blurb mentions nothing about this Even though the story takes place in the jungle for literally 724137931% of the book Also why does it say he has a ‘dangerous power’ in the blurb? All we see it do is save Obnoxious’s ass a couple times Also another fake scare that does nothing to advance the plot and is completely meaninglessCHAPTER 8 We get introduced to 2 cliches a girl who is Obnoxious’s age conveniently she will shall be called Obvious McTwist and another adult who we will call Doesnothing Mac Probablyachildm